Lana Lang

Today, I thought my boyfriend and I were finally going to have the kind of relationship and life I'd always wanted. Then my real boyfriend came home and told me it was just his evil twin and he'd been gone for weeks. FML.

[ooc: So I was kind of wanted to create a FML place for muses...then I got lazy. This'll do for now, right?]

[ooc: I've already written some about Eli as an older kid. Thought I'd actually get around to writing his birth.]

Nine months after she took a life and she was bringing another into the world, life that came from the one she'd ended. The pain was worse than she could have ever imagined. All she could do was scream, scream about how much she hated that bastard phantom who stole Clark's face. He deceived her into thinking he was Clark, took advantage of her feelings for him, and even though he was gone, he was still making her suffer.

"If he wasn't already dead I'd KILL him!" she sneered as her nails dug into Pete's hand.

"I know, I know! Just don't kill me instead, okay?!"

Another wave of pain, another scream.

"GET THIS DAMN THING OUT OF ME!"

Fifteen minutes later, everything faded as she held her baby in her arms. It didn't matter where he came from. It was love at first sight.

"Hey little boy," she cooed at the infant. "I'm your mommy."

[ooc: hero_farmboy did it first, but I couldn't resist following suit. Normally, this would be so very locked, but as before me, it's fun to shake things up a bit from time to time. Just remember that what's in this post stays here and is not to be carried over into any continuity. It will also cover several verses, complete meta, and possibly fics I've written, so...yeah. Cross the verses if you want, since it's not like it counts.]

1. I kind of want to kiss Lois again.

2. Sam Winchester is like...the missing piece of my soul. I know feeling that way is going to get me hurt, but it doesn't change anything.

3. Part of me will always love Clark, but I want an equal. I don't want to stand next to someone for the rest of my life and feel like a tiny speck of nothing. I hate myself for feeling that way, but I do and I know I'll never get over it.

4. The previous confession doesn't stop me from having sex dreams about him.

5. I think Tess Mercer is the sexiest woman I've ever met, and if completely discreet...I might consider a one night stand.

6. I'm afraid to talk about my problems because I don't want to be a whiner.

7. Fine, I admit it. I'm kinky. I like biting and clawing and sex in corn fields.

8. I am in no way interested in or even attracted to him...but Dean's sex scenes turn me on.

9. I really did love Bizarro. I didn't want to kill him.

10. Bart Allen is a sex god.

It was a question Lana always dreaded, and it was worse every time it came out of her little boy's mouth.

"Momma, what was Daddy like?"

She always answered the same way.

"Eli, sweetie, I already told you. He was a bad man."

It never seemed to satisfy him, just inspired more dreaded questions, ones she tried to answer as honestly as she could manage. He was too much like her for his own good.

( 'But you still loved him, didn't you?' )

[ooc: I blame you for this! OOC comments only, please! Obviously (as I've tagged) no one is seeing this!]

Dear little one,

I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen. I don't know what your life will be like, but I can't imagine it will be good. I don't know what kind of powers you will have or if you'll ever be able to enjoy a warm day at the lake. I should have known your father wasn't who he said he was. I was so stupid.

But that doesn't mean I don't love you or that you're a monster like him. He was what he was because of how he chose to live, not where he came from. You don't have to be like him. You can be whoever you want to be. You can overcome anything if you just set your mind to it. Trust me, I know.

We're going to get through this. I promise.

Love always,
Mom