Lana Lang

Spoilers for 10.08 Abandoned: In which Lana is...inappropriate >.>

Hate canon. Have I mentioned that?

I, personally, have stolen no superballs.

Damn that Sam and his picture!

Good evening, my fellow muses, or whatever time it may be for your typists when you read this. For those of you who are ignorant, allow me to introduce myself. I am the Countess Marguerite Isobel Thoreaux, burned at the stake in 1604 by religious bigots of my own village. I will be commandeering this journal for the moment. I've been ignored for far too long.

Come to think of it...I believe I would like to address a few of you personally. Well...as personally as I can. Some I will talk to in general, applying to any muse by that name, but exceptions must be made.

Clark. How could I not begin with you, however many of you there are. Granted I can make no threats as I have no way of carrying them out, but believe me...if I find a way to return, I will come for you.

Bartholomew...not the one I've had the pleasure of, but just the same. I hear you'll be celebrating your birth in a few days. I really wish I could be there, don't you?

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe. How's my little harlot today?

Dean Winchester...my, haven't we been the busy little man? Tortured any souls lately? Oh, but that's right! You're a broken little woobie now. Poor, pitiful you.

And Samuel, my sweet boy...a lion who lies with a mouse. Do you really enjoy her little squeaks? Why not find a real woman, one who will scream for you? One such as that would be much more fitting for a man with your power...

[ooc: hero_farmboy did it first, but I couldn't resist following suit. Normally, this would be so very locked, but as before me, it's fun to shake things up a bit from time to time. Just remember that what's in this post stays here and is not to be carried over into any continuity. It will also cover several verses, complete meta, and possibly fics I've written, so...yeah. Cross the verses if you want, since it's not like it counts.]

1. I kind of want to kiss Lois again.

2. Sam Winchester is like...the missing piece of my soul. I know feeling that way is going to get me hurt, but it doesn't change anything.

3. Part of me will always love Clark, but I want an equal. I don't want to stand next to someone for the rest of my life and feel like a tiny speck of nothing. I hate myself for feeling that way, but I do and I know I'll never get over it.

4. The previous confession doesn't stop me from having sex dreams about him.

5. I think Tess Mercer is the sexiest woman I've ever met, and if completely discreet...I might consider a one night stand.

6. I'm afraid to talk about my problems because I don't want to be a whiner.

7. Fine, I admit it. I'm kinky. I like biting and clawing and sex in corn fields.

8. I am in no way interested in or even attracted to him...but Dean's sex scenes turn me on.

9. I really did love Bizarro. I didn't want to kill him.

10. Bart Allen is a sex god.

...what the hell was that?

[ooc: Consider random!Lana frozen just after Legion until I figure out what the crap is going on.]