[ooc: Filling the request of
likely_evil for Sam/Lana, using one of the
insane100 prompts. It's amazing what you remember about the first season of an eight season series when you're looking at insane prompts at 8am. Note to self: make Sam/Lana icon.]"So she just...sucked the fat out of people?"
Lana thought she was about to crack up from the look on Sam's face and draw the attention of the few others present in the Talon coffee shop. She'd gotten the distinct feeling that he'd seen and heard some weird things in his life, but this appeared to be a new one for him. He was so cute when he was in a daze.
"Um...yeah. She would have eaten Pete if Clark hadn't shown up when he did." She took a careful sip of her café mocha while she watched his face.
"And that sort of thing happens here all the time?"
"All the time. Would you like to hear about the time the clone of my dead childhood friend kidnapped me and locked me in a little glass room?" It wasn't a pleasant memory for her, but given she'd survived far worse, she could say it with a small bit of humor in her voice. He looked a little dumbfounded by her question, which made her let out a little giggle.
( 'I can't believe I've never heard of this place before.' )