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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I set likely_evil's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I broke hero_farmboy's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I pushed ms_lois_lane10 in the mud (-17 points). In January I stole reporter_chloe's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-825 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, horsewoman_lana

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...that is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.