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[ooc: Inspired by the April Fools fun with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
reporters_lane and chloeas. I haven't asked permission from anyone, so...for now I'm going to say this is just fic, not to be applied as actual history, yada yada, unless you decide it does. Even though it kinda does have reporters_lane and a mention of chloeas. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I just HAD to write this!]
Two glasses of champagne clinked together as Lana and Lois giggled over the fun they'd had on this, the first of April.
"It has to be said again: Lana rules."
She swallowed her first sip of bubbly. "Hey, Chloe started it, and you gave me the idea. You both deserve some credit."
"Yeah, but YOU! YOU set the whole thing in motion! I mean PIXIES!"
Lana laughed. "I'm sure Marget appreciated the extra cash in her pocket."
"Margret?! As in-"
A nod. "My assistant Margret."
Lois put a hand over her heart, with a look that said, 'I just might be touched.' "Aw, you didn't have to bribe your assistant just for me!"
"Oh, it was fine. She got paid cash to deliever chocolate roses and lips to Lois Lane." A small grin. "Trust me, there were no complaints."
It was then that Clark entered the Talon. Lana only saw him from the corner of her eye, and it sparked an idea. And from the extra twinkle that entered her friend's eyes, she had done the same thing. Both of them leaned in at the exact same time, and there it was: a lesbian kiss, just for Clark.
...which wasn't so bad, Lana thought.
Clark cleared his throat.
"Thanks a lot, Smallville. You just broke up one of the best kisses of my life."
He just blinked at her.
"Did you have something important to say, Clark?" Lana asked, tilting her head curiously.
"...no, it can wait until tomorrow."
"Good. Now shoo. Lana and I need to be alone."
That was really all it took to get him out the door, and then moment he was, both girls let out the laughter they'd been holding in.
"Lois, did you see his face?!"
"Completely priceless! Nice work!"
"You, too...though I could have done without your tongue in my mouth."
"Eh, makes it more believable."
Lana just shruged and took another sip of champagne. No way was she going to admit to Lois she'd enjoyed that kiss. Not on her life.
reporters_lane and chloeas. I haven't asked permission from anyone, so...for now I'm going to say this is just fic, not to be applied as actual history, yada yada, unless you decide it does. Even though it kinda does have reporters_lane and a mention of chloeas. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I just HAD to write this!]Two glasses of champagne clinked together as Lana and Lois giggled over the fun they'd had on this, the first of April.
"It has to be said again: Lana rules."
She swallowed her first sip of bubbly. "Hey, Chloe started it, and you gave me the idea. You both deserve some credit."
"Yeah, but YOU! YOU set the whole thing in motion! I mean PIXIES!"
Lana laughed. "I'm sure Marget appreciated the extra cash in her pocket."
"Margret?! As in-"
A nod. "My assistant Margret."
Lois put a hand over her heart, with a look that said, 'I just might be touched.' "Aw, you didn't have to bribe your assistant just for me!"
"Oh, it was fine. She got paid cash to deliever chocolate roses and lips to Lois Lane." A small grin. "Trust me, there were no complaints."
It was then that Clark entered the Talon. Lana only saw him from the corner of her eye, and it sparked an idea. And from the extra twinkle that entered her friend's eyes, she had done the same thing. Both of them leaned in at the exact same time, and there it was: a lesbian kiss, just for Clark.
...which wasn't so bad, Lana thought.
Clark cleared his throat.
"Thanks a lot, Smallville. You just broke up one of the best kisses of my life."
He just blinked at her.
"Did you have something important to say, Clark?" Lana asked, tilting her head curiously.
"...no, it can wait until tomorrow."
"Good. Now shoo. Lana and I need to be alone."
That was really all it took to get him out the door, and then moment he was, both girls let out the laughter they'd been holding in.
"Lois, did you see his face?!"
"Completely priceless! Nice work!"
"You, too...though I could have done without your tongue in my mouth."
"Eh, makes it more believable."
Lana just shruged and took another sip of champagne. No way was she going to admit to Lois she'd enjoyed that kiss. Not on her life.
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Hee!
I'll have to talk to Clark mun, see if she wants this canon ;) But I found this amusing!
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But yes, I totes approve.
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