justprompts :: Picture Prompt

[manorsuperman]

[ooc: Welcome to the world of meta crack, aka, fic that takes place in my headspace. Written for obscurum_in_is, this picture being the prompt. The Ruby speaking (bloodinmyear) and Kira (melodiousyellow) are mine. Baby daddy!Dean = hasperkynipples, demon!Dean = obscurum_in_is and other!Ruby = ilove_atallman, all mentioned with love.]

"I really don't wanna hear about it, Ruby."

"Why not?" The blonde dipped a fry into the pool of ketchup on the table before her. "Not like you remember the sex with your Dean—or should I call him yo baby daddy?"

Lana sent a look Ruby's way. "You should, because if I recall correctly, he's one of yours."

She nodded. "Yeah, guess you're right. Still—it was damn good. Thought you'd like the details."

"He's a demon."

"Please. Like you're not already screwing one."

"...that's different."

A smirk. "Why? Because she's a Ruby?"

"Shut up."

Ruby took another fry from the pile. "Does this mean you won't help me pick a nickname for my non-shortbus?"

"Go ask Kira. I'm sure she'll be less annoyed."

The demon pushed herself up to a standing position. "Whatever, bitch."

Lana did the same. "That's Queen Bitch to you."