Lana Lang (
manorsuperman) wrote2009-06-19 12:48 pm
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muses_w_remotes :: Silence of the Lambs quote
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
[ooc: Chloe is
reporter_chloe, Sam is
likely_evil and Dean is
winchesterjerk. And in case you're wondering—they actually did have this conversation after this little visit from Sam and I'm pulling things from their im log.]
We had sex. Just thought you'd like to know.
It took longer than usual for Chloe to answer the instant message.
...wha?
Lana rolled her eyes.
Sex. You know, that thing that people do naked? I had sex with Sam.
There was another delay. What was going on over there?
You? And Sam? Are you... are you shitting me?
She narrowed her eyes at the screen. Now she was getting a little annoyed.
Chloe, think about who you're talking to.
Wow. I'm just...a little stunned, I think. What happened to waiting? You know, that thing you were so hot on?
Lana smiled as she typed, maybe even giggled a little.
I did wait. Until I was ready, remember? I was sooo ready.
They talked minor details, because Lana was Lana after all, and eventually hit the subject of how exactly she knew he loved her if he never actually said it...which brought up the job. It seemed Chloe knew at least something about what the brothers did with their time, but she was still holding her own information close. No need to spill more than Sam, or Dean for that matter, would want Chloe to know.
Somewhere along the way, though, the blonde started rambling on about how strong and brave Dean was.
...he's not just hot sex to you, is he?
She denied it, of course, again and again, using the same words repeatedly in not so many sentences. Lana wasn't about to let up until she admitted it. Though she was a little amused at all this.
So let's see...I had sex, and you're falling for your bed buddy.
I AM NOT! ...and we've only done it in the bed once.
Then what is it? The warm fuzzies?
...warm fuzzies? Please. He's just... my friend. And I care about him. Is there a law against that?
No. But I still think you're in denial.
Godddd... you are driving me crazy.
It's about time you had a turn.
...you know, that's not funny, Lana. REALLY not funny.
I didn't think it was funny when you were like, OMG LANA YOU'RE A PRUDE FUCK HIM ALREADY!
WELL YOU WERE BEING A PRUDE
AND YOU'RE IN DENIAL
I AM NOT
Eventually, yes, Chloe came out with it, but not without her calling Lana a bitch and threatening her with the patented Sullivan-Lane brand of ass kicking if she ever told Sam.
[ooc: Chloe is
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We had sex. Just thought you'd like to know.
It took longer than usual for Chloe to answer the instant message.
...wha?
Lana rolled her eyes.
Sex. You know, that thing that people do naked? I had sex with Sam.
There was another delay. What was going on over there?
You? And Sam? Are you... are you shitting me?
She narrowed her eyes at the screen. Now she was getting a little annoyed.
Chloe, think about who you're talking to.
Wow. I'm just...a little stunned, I think. What happened to waiting? You know, that thing you were so hot on?
Lana smiled as she typed, maybe even giggled a little.
I did wait. Until I was ready, remember? I was sooo ready.
They talked minor details, because Lana was Lana after all, and eventually hit the subject of how exactly she knew he loved her if he never actually said it...which brought up the job. It seemed Chloe knew at least something about what the brothers did with their time, but she was still holding her own information close. No need to spill more than Sam, or Dean for that matter, would want Chloe to know.
Somewhere along the way, though, the blonde started rambling on about how strong and brave Dean was.
...he's not just hot sex to you, is he?
She denied it, of course, again and again, using the same words repeatedly in not so many sentences. Lana wasn't about to let up until she admitted it. Though she was a little amused at all this.
So let's see...I had sex, and you're falling for your bed buddy.
I AM NOT! ...and we've only done it in the bed once.
Then what is it? The warm fuzzies?
...warm fuzzies? Please. He's just... my friend. And I care about him. Is there a law against that?
No. But I still think you're in denial.
Godddd... you are driving me crazy.
It's about time you had a turn.
...you know, that's not funny, Lana. REALLY not funny.
I didn't think it was funny when you were like, OMG LANA YOU'RE A PRUDE FUCK HIM ALREADY!
WELL YOU WERE BEING A PRUDE
AND YOU'RE IN DENIAL
I AM NOT
Eventually, yes, Chloe came out with it, but not without her calling Lana a bitch and threatening her with the patented Sullivan-Lane brand of ass kicking if she ever told Sam.