OOC :: The crazy reproduction meme going around.

[manorsuperman]

So I've seen this a couple of times on my friends page, and really, why not?

Leave a comment and I will come up with your muse's and my muse's kid. I'd prefer only male muses, but if you ask for a female, I'll go with it. In any case, don't automatically expect a romance included, as there are times when it just won't happen. Adoption counts just as much as organically produced babies (or even surrogacy!). Of course, this is just for fun, so none of the kids aren't binding.

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[hasperkynipples]

For the crack, if nothing else?

[manorsuperman]

Oh my damn.

The single life is something Lana wanted, for the freedom, not to mention it seemed she was always picking the wrong guys. Unfortunately, this meant the occasional bout of loneliness. When Lana got lonely, she got depressed, when she got depressed, she drank, and when she drank, she got a little wild. One such time, she woke up in a hotel room with no memory of how she got there. When she saw the man beside her, she screamed, grabbed her clothes and locked herself in the bathroom, because oh my God, Jason Teague was back from the dead. It took a little while for Dean to convince her he wasn't this Teague guy, and even longer to talk her into coming out. By that time, though, they'd found they had a lot in common, at least as far as weird went, and totally hit it off in the friendly kind of way. They exchanged numbers, though Lana was sure she'd do more dialing than he would.

A few weeks later, she was calling him in a panic. She didn't think she'd be a good mother to begin with, let alone a single one. Though she insisted he didn't need to feel obligated to her, but he stuck around anyway. They had a dark haired little boy, Joseph, called Joey.

That poor kid was so confused. By the time Joey was born, Lana and Sam had fallen for each other. He never knew who to call Dad, so he just settled for being on a first name basis with both brothers, whenever they were in town. Lana discovered early on that her son was meteor infected, having the power of illusion. He knew he wasn't normal in any meaning of the word, but he was comfortable with himself, given both his parents jobs put him in contact with the strangest people on the planet (or any planet, for that matter). Personality wise, he was pretty much just like Dean. "My family is fucked up," was probably his favorite thing to say. He (eventually) became a hunter. He just felt it was his calling, "or some shit like that."