just_muse_me :: 4.8.4 Picture Prompt

[manorsuperman]

[ooc: Prompted by this picture. And yes, if Chole-mun approves, this will be official part of their history.]

"Lana, just...calm down!"

Lana paced the floor of her bedroom, her phone in one hand and the test in the other.

"Right. Calm. I can do calm." There was a slight pause in speech and body before she resumed. "I can't do calm."

"Yes, you can, now breathe. You're going to be okay."

"But what if I am?!" She was panicking. "I'm already afraid of being a terrible mother. If I'm the mother of a Winchester-"

"Hey! Don't say that! You'd be a wonderful mother!"

"I really don't think so, Chloe."

"And I really think you're insane."

"You'd be insane too if you thought you were pregnant!"

There was a frustrated sigh from the other end of the line.

"Is the damn test ready yet?"

Yes. Yes, it should be, but first Lana had to sit down, just in case she fainted.

As soon as her bottom touched the bed, she looked at her results.

And fell backward.

"Well, what's it say?"

Silence.

"ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!"

Lana put the phone to her ear again.

"I'm not pregnant."

Another sigh, this time of relief.

"See, you freaked out over nothing."

"Is it bad I feel like singing a hymn? I mean, 'praise God from whom all blessings flow' seems like a horribly inappropriate lyric."

"Who cares?"

"Me."

A snort.

"Please."